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- A Necrochasm “Review” - August 17, 2015
- A Fatebringer “Review” - August 10, 2015
- A Hopscotch Pilgrim “Review” - August 4, 2015
What caused all of this? Apparently, Ms. Masters admitted Nintendo might have made a few mistakes:
“I just said, maybe, Nintendo could have done a better job with the Wii U, ya know? Maybe better marketing, a little more power…I don’t know…we are all human, everyone makes mistakes…even companies. Did I make a mistake?” – Amy Masters, unsanctioned Nintendo gamer
No more than five minutes after her initial remarks, Amy was excommunicated from the Nintendo hive by their leader, PeachLuva1975, citing treason for the exile. Work Revolt caught up with the self-anointed, but unchallenged, leader:
An Approximation of the Nintendo Hive
“Look, Amy is WRONG. Nintendo hasn’t done anything wrong this gen, the issue are the dudebro gamers and the third parties. LAWL, we don’t buy third party? YOU DON’T GIVE US THIRD PARTY! SHODDY PORTS, I TELL YOU!
It doesn’t have the POWER to handle these new games? The system is FOUR TIMES MORE POWERFUL than Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. That sounds pretty powerful for me. Just because the garbage developers can’t harness the power doesn’t make it Nintendo’s fault!
It’s a CONSPIRACY. Third parties want Nintendo to die. That’s why they aren’t giving support, but guess what? Nintendo WON’T DIE. You won’t get your way, Ubisoft and EA. You are both losing the Nintendo support as well!
Also, our online is just as good as the other systems on the market! It might even be better! We don’t need mics, it means I don’t have to hear children cursing all the time!
Amy can go with all the other losers playing weak consoles on tech 5 years behind PCs. She’s wrong, she doesn’t know anything. She’s no longer part of Nintendo. We don’t want her.” – PeachLuva1975, Hive Mind
Reaching out for Xbox and Playstation fans, we asked for their reaction. Sadly, they were too busy playing Destiny and staring into caves.
How do you feel? Has Nintendo faltered this generation? What could they do better? Let us know in the comments!